But seriously, Dubai is planning to build this huge, talking statue for the Zaabeel Park. And I think there's a discotheque in the head.
Called al hakawati (the storyteller), the naked Dr. Manhattan/Jolly Green Giant monolith will ironically contain a children's library in the feet, some elevators, and will—get this—move as it recites stories to passers-by.
Dubai has outdone itself again.*sarcasm
p/s: first, tallest building, now tallest statue (berhala), end of world is coming soon :(